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Fun Things Pg. 1
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Dachshund Puppies For Sale
" Dogs
are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit
with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where
doing nothing was not boring - it was peace." -
Milan
Kundera
If
you think a Dog cannot count try putting 3 dog biscuits in your pocket and just
give him two.
Phil
Pastoret
 They
help out around the house...
 They
protect our children ...
 They
show us how to relax
...
 They
"converse" with each other
...
 They
help you when you're down
...
 They
are great at decorating for the Holidays
...
 They
have "great" expectations
...
 They
are Patriotic
...
 They
are happy to "test" the water ...
 They
love their "teddies"
...
 They
know who's "BOSS"
...
 AND
- They know when we need a good LAUGH!
It is done by moving the corners of the mouth upward.
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW..............
He is your
friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his
leader. He will be yours, faithful and true. to the last beat of his heart. You
owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion.
-Anonymous
"
How God Made Dachshunds
"
God made a little doxie to brighten
up our day-
He took a bit of sunshine -
Laughter, love and play,
and rolled it up in a sausage
shape just right for a hug
with bright eyes full of
mischief set it's little mug-
With little paws a pattering,
to take it here and there,
and a cold wet nose-
But then he thought, "Oh,
what about the hair?"
Shall I make it long
and silky, or wiry - that's so sweet,
or make it simple,
and have it smooth and satiny and neat?
And what about the
color, how can I pick just one?
Shall it be
black, or red or brown or dappled, just for fun?
He pondered
while He made the world,
and all
creatures great and small-
And then
the answer came to Him-
OF
COURSE! I'll make them ALL!
So
remember that a dachshund is special
from above-
His
coat of many colors is a sign of God's
great Love!
Author Unknown
You can't buy loyalty,
so they say
I bought it though, the
other day
You can't buy
friendship, tried and true,
Well just the same I bought that too.
I made my bid, and on
the spot
Bought love and faith
and a whole job lot
Of happiness, so all in
all
The purchase price was
pretty small.
I bought a single
trusting heart,
That gave devotion from
the start.
If you think these
things are not for sale,
Buy a brown-eyed puppy
with a wagging tail.
Author
Unknown
If you want
someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove
the sports section
 BUY
A DOG
If you want
someone to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you
BUY
A DOG
If you want
someone who is willing to eat whatever you put in front of him and never says
it's not quite as good as his mother made it
BUY A DOG
If you want
someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want
BUY A DOG
If you want
someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can
sit next to you as you watch romantic movies
BUY A DOG (Dachshund)
If you want
someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you
can push off if he snores
BUY A DOG
(Dachshund)
If you want
someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or
ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially
worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually
BUY A DOG
But, on the
other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you
totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your
entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness.....
THEN.......
BUY A CAT
(You thought I was
talking about a man didn't you?)
If you pick up
a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the
principal difference between a dog and a man.
-Mark Twain
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Dachshund Puppies For Sale
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